dimarts, 20 de desembre del 2011

Christmas Jokes

Jokes

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open 'til Christmas!

What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has "no EL"!

What is the best key to get at Christmas?
A turkey!

Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrr!

What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?
Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!

Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
"Holly" wood







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