Christmas Jokes

Jokes

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Mary.
Mary who?
Mary Christmas!

Knock Knock.
Who's there?
Donut.
Donut who?
Donut open 'til Christmas!

What's the difference between the Christmas alphabet and the ordinary alphabet?
The Christmas alphabet has "no EL"!

What is the best key to get at Christmas?
A turkey!

Why is it so cold at Christmas?
Because it's in Decembrrrr!

What do wild animals sing at Christmastime?
Jungle bells, jungle bells, jungle all the way!

Where do mistletoe go to become famous?
"Holly" wood







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Writing for me

I'm 12 years old.
I'm neither tall nor short.
My hair is black and my eyes is brown.
My nose is small.
My foot is small and my hand small.

Writing

I've got a brother.

I haven't got a sister.

We've got a house in Terrassa.

I have got two computers.

My high school is very big.

I'ts got 750 students and 65 teachers.

I play waterpolo.My tutor is Joan Carles.

I have got a two bikes.I haven't got a console.I've got a brother.

I haven't got a sister.

We've got a house in Terrassa.

I have got two computers.

My high school is very big.

I'ts got 750 students and 65 teachers.